Christmas organ
Church Music Director Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the church music director who keeps the choir singing and spirits high? Our collection features witty mugs, inspiring prints, and cozy pillows that brighten their day and honor their dedication to the musical heartbeat of your congregation. Whether they’re leading from the organ or directing vocals, these unique items add a touch of humor and appreciation to their everyday routine, making their work both joyful and memorable.
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Hildegard von Bingen
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Cleric with bible briefcase.
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
Nun Binning the Devil
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
CCTV in church.
"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."
'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'
Angel playing music
Tenors
"It's a cup holder."
'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'
'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'
'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.
'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'
'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'
'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"
"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."
'It helps with reception.'
"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.
'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'
Church Music Director Gifts Collection
Church Music Director Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to church music directors, featuring witty and heartfelt designs perfect for their daily routine.
Church Music Director Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows perfect for church music directors—add a touch of personality to their space and celebrate their musical faith.
Church Music Director Prints
Discover inspiring prints for the church music director’s office or home—beautiful designs that reflect their love of music and faith.
Church Music Director T-Shirts
Browse our humorous and meaningful t-shirts designed for church music directors—great for rehearsals, casual days, or as a thoughtful gift.