Church Harmonist Gifts

Musician

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

No Instruments Please

Angel playing music

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Four Chanting Monks

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

Heavenly voices.

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Choirboy

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Church Hymn

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

"It's the new church organ."

Cat on the violin

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."

Congregation

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Goodwill To All Men - and Bankers!