'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'
Church Organists Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a church organist? Our collection of funny and meaningful products captures their musical passion and devotion. Whether for a special occasion or just because, find items that ring true to their spirit and sense of humor—perfect for adding a touch of worshipful fun to their daily routine.
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
Felix Mendelssohn
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Cleric with bible briefcase.
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
Malcolm Sargent
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
Nun Binning the Devil
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
CCTV in church.
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'
'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'
"It's a cup holder."
Cesar Franck
'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'
'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'
'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
'I'm here for the organ transplant.'
'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'
'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'
'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'
'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'
"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."
"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.
Phantom of Casablanca
'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'
Church Organists Gifts Collection
Church Organists Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for church organists—perfect for adding a bit of humor to their morning routine or a thoughtful gift of worship.
Church Organists Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the passion of church organists—comforting reminders of their musical calling and faith in every corner of their home.
Church Organists Prints
Decorate with inspiring and amusing art prints crafted for church organists—bring joy and personality to their worship space or studio.
Church Organists T-Shirts
Find humorous and heartfelt t-shirts for church organists, ideal for expressing their musical faith with style and a smile.