Wedding Harmonists Gifts

Bride and groom cellists

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

No Instruments Please

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Gay marriages in France.

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

"And she's always demanding sex!"

Lark Ascending

Romance Music

Cat on the violin

"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Musician

"My husband works from home."

"Dearly beloved, weighing in at one hundred and fifty pounds!"

Violinist Bride

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'