Wedding Celebrant Gifts

Gay marriages in France.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

You made me love you.

Men can show their emotions!

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Here comes our order.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

Congratulations!

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Free love

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

Two men toasting

Passover Plague

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'