Wedding Celebrant Pillows

Gay marriages in France.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Men can show their emotions!

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

You made me love you.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Here comes our order.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Congratulations!

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Yes, I do need an answer right now."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Free love

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Passover Plague

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Two men toasting

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'