Domestic Harmonist Gifts

"My husband works from home."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

Romance over the Irons

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Cat on the violin

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"It's not so much spring cleaning as it is 'My mom is visiting for Mother's Day' cleaning."

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

Bride and groom cellists