Home Harmonizer Gifts

Anomalies of Architecture: 'Exterior' 'Interior'.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Smoking and no smoking.

'There, can you live with that?'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'We've just been declawed and a new couch is delivered: Not a coincidence if you ask me...'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Remote work

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Trumpet and birds

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"My husband works from home."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Yin-Yang-Yum.