Home Harmonizer Pillows

Anomalies of Architecture: 'Exterior' 'Interior'.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Smoking and no smoking.

'There, can you live with that?'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'We've just been declawed and a new couch is delivered: Not a coincidence if you ask me...'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Remote work

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Trumpet and birds

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."