Tech Harmonizer Pillows

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

French horn.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

No Instruments Please

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'