Color Harmonizer Pillows

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Hanukkah tree

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Nocturne

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Musician

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Do we really need auto-tune.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Carolling