Energy Harmonizer Pillows

A Lightning Conductor.

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

Yin-Yang-Yum.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'You can balance the energies of your space by moving money from your bank account to mine.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Internal Clock

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'