Heat Harmonizers Pillows

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

Internal Clock

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'