Habitual Harmonizers Pillows

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Trumpet and birds

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

Internal Clock

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Celestial reading lamp.

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Celestial Music