Habitual Harmonizers Pillows

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Remote work

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

A beekeeper with their bees

Internal Clock

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Cellist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Celestial reading lamp.

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

Celestial Music

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'