Hygiene Harmonizers Pillows

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Trumpet and birds

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Internal Clock

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...