Hygiene Harmonizers Prints

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'