Hazmat Harmonizers Prints

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

A Lightning Conductor.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Lion Choir.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Celestial Music