Hazmat Harmonizers Mugs

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Lion Choir.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Celestial Music

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Harps only? Down, please."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'