Harmony Harmonizer Mugs

Trumpet and birds

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.