Hymn Harmonizer Mugs

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Hanukkah tree

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

Nocturne

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Didgeridoos

"Synchronized sitting"

Internal Clock

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Carols

Carolling

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Romantic Music

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Celestial Music