Hymn Harmonizer T-Shirts

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Hanukkah tree

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Remote work

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Nocturne

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Sinead O'Connor.

Didgeridoos

"Synchronized sitting"

Internal Clock

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Romantic Music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Do we really need auto-tune.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Carolling

Carols

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.