Heartbeat Harmonizer T-Shirts

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'Ticker's fine.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Hanukkah tree

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

Nocturne

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Didgeridoos

A beekeeper with their bees

Sinead O'Connor.

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."