Hormone Harmonizer T-Shirts

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Internal Clock

French horn.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Trumpet and birds

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Synchronized sitting"

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Harps only? Down, please."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Celestial Music

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

Blessed are the pacemakers.

Harper Playing the Rain

Yin-Yang-Yum.

War & Peace

"Miss Windham, I wonder if you would mind stepping in here and joining me in a thirtieth-anniversary chorus or two of 'Blowin' in the Wind'?"