Hormone Harmonizer T-Shirts

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Internal Clock

French horn.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Musician

Trumpet and birds

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

Cellist

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Celestial Music

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"Harps only? Down, please."

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

Blessed are the pacemakers.

Harper Playing the Rain

Yin-Yang-Yum.