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'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Harper Playing the Rain

Musician

Cellist

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

A beekeeper with their bees

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Lion Choir.

Trumpet and birds

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Lark Ascending

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Internal Clock

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?