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'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Harper Playing the Rain

Musician

Cellist

Lady plays The Lark Ascending.

A beekeeper with their bees

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Lion Choir.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Lark Ascending

Internal Clock

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Synchronized sitting"

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'