Animal Harmonizer T-Shirts

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

French horn.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Lion Choir.

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Trumpet and birds

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

A beekeeper with their bees

A man playing on an elephant

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Cellist

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"He's a bull dog."