Animal Harmonizer T-Shirts

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

French horn.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Trumpet and birds

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Lion Choir.

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

cool seagull plays electric piano

A beekeeper with their bees

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

A man playing on an elephant

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"He's a bull dog."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Harper Playing the Rain