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'How can I make my girlfriend's cat like me?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"You see?"

Remote work

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Lion Choir.

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Synchronized sitting"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

A beekeeper with their bees

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Be a friend.