Family Harmonizer T-Shirts

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Hanukkah tree

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

Nocturne

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Carols

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Cellist

Carolling

Do we really need auto-tune.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"Harps only? Down, please."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..