Family Harmonizers T-Shirts

"Dad, as the Balladeering Bermudezes, we should be able to express our own identity! All of us wearing the same costume just doesn't work!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Hanukkah tree

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Remote work

Nocturne

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

Carols

Carolling

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Do we really need auto-tune.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..