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'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Trumpet and birds

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

"Synchronized sitting"

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"My husband works from home."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'