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"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"How about working on our marriage from home?.."

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'

'Now, don't you get judgmental with ME!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

A woman's work is never done!

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"I apologize for the mess."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

My mum is very houseproud.

"Roommates"