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"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"How about working on our marriage from home?.."

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'

'Now, don't you get judgmental with ME!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

A woman's work is never done!

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"Roommates"

My mum is very houseproud.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."