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"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A woman's work is never done!

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."