Home Harmonizers Gifts

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Violin family at Christmas

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Remote work

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Trumpet and birds

Musician

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"Synchronized sitting"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Cellist

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"My husband works from home."

'I tried to get rid of his old chair by moving it into the closet.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'