Pet Harmonizer Gifts

'How can I make my girlfriend's cat like me?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

French horn.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Lion Choir.

Trumpet and birds

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Musician

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Synchronized sitting"

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?