Pet Empathizer Gifts

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The Golfing Accident

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

"Enough with the criticism!"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"