Animal Empath Gifts

"Sometimes, when I'm upset with her, I'll have a 'quote; accident 'unquote'."

"I like to cover him whenever we have fish in case it upsets him."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Miranda is in a lot of pain over the attitude of her cat."

"My dog doesn't understand me."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

'Do you ever wonder if there is life on other dogs?'

'That's our boy!' (Monkeys watching Lee Evans on TV).

'Quick Bob someone's coming! Look sad and chatter your teeth and they will take us somewhere warm!'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I know, I know, he's like ... 'one of the family,' but I still find it unnerving..."

Licensed Therapist

The Golfing Accident

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

Carrot Throwing Act

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

In search of the American dream...

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'