Pet Harmony Enthusiast Gifts

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dog says hi to a cat.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Team Work

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Cat on guitar

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'It's good to talk.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

Singing

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

"I'm not allowed to come out and play. I was being good, but I relapsed."

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

'And that is how you put the toilet seat down. There will be a quiz on Friday'.

A walk in the mountains

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

How about I meet you back at the house.

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....

'I've been thinking - if you're allowed to quote your memorable sayings, I should be allowed to quote my memorable retorts.'