Pet Harmony Advocate Gifts

Most people don't know that cats and dogs used to be best friends until some thoughtless cartoonist began stirring up trouble in search of easy gags.

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'What's founder?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Shooting the Dove of Peace

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

Happy Everything

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Good boy, Clifford."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."