Pet Wellness Advocate Gifts

"You've got to lay off the homework."

Dog exiting pharmacy with bone supplement.

Cats at grave. One says: 'Once again ... sedentary lifestyle killed the cat.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'What's founder?'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"It's mouseborn."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

"We agree - 3 words you don't want to hear from the vet - fleas, shots, and diet."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'

'This, Sir, is what we call a Sertoli-cell tumor....'

'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'

"Good boy, Clifford."

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'That's ridiculous! Who ever heard of a dog with hives?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"