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"Hemorrhoids. Any other questions?!"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

'What's founder?'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"It's mouseborn."

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

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Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"