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"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Dog says hi to a cat.

Team Work

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Cat on guitar

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'It's good to talk.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

'I'm putting Babs on a diet. She's more paunch than pooch.'

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'

"I'm not allowed to come out and play. I was being good, but I relapsed."

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

"What are you complaining about? When I met you, you were living in a one-room apartment."

Singing

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"That's fine. I've learned to enjoy TV with no sound when we're at odds."

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

'And that is how you put the toilet seat down. There will be a quiz on Friday'.

'Why do you never change these things out when they're empty? They're not an infinite scroll.'

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

A walk in the mountains

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....

How about I meet you back at the house.

'You say he's had chills and tummy ache?...'