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"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Separation Anxiety

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Bird plucking a cello

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Looks like I do dishes again.

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Blanket Pull

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"I apologize for the mess."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Theirs and Theirs

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

My mum is very houseproud.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Roommates"