Household Harmony Seeker T-Shirts

'I know you just retired, but I want you to stop following me!'

"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."

'If my 'Honey-Do' list annoys you, wait till you see my 'Honey-Don't.'

'My room's in a terrible state - Mum's just cleaned it!'

Separation Anxiety

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Boy washing dishes

"Our office cleaner has left, I don't suppose there's any chance.. "

Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...

Musical washing

"No, Sir. Your in-laws don't qualify as pest."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

A woman's work is never done!

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Blanket Pull

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

"Roommates"