Body Harmony Enthusiast Gifts

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Team Work

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Money mangagement see-saw.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Live together in peace!'

Life-Work Balance.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

Hanging the Wash at the Circus.

"And she's always demanding sex!"

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

"I just needed some 'me' time."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

Diversity...

"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Man Walking on Life Line

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

'How about we get this closet organizer as a together gift?'