Animal Harmony Seekers Gifts

'...And this is no man's land!'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Nuclear Proliferation

Separation Anxiety

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A woman's work is never done!

Bird plucking a cello

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Magic Carpet Cleaning

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Sharing the load.

Blanket Pull

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

"I apologize for the mess."

My mum is very houseproud.

Theirs and Theirs

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Roommates"

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.