Urban Harmony Seekers Gifts

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Nuclear Proliferation

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

A woman's work is never done!

Bird plucking a cello

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Sharing the load.

Blanket Pull

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

"Roommates"

Theirs and Theirs

'Wait, put that back where it was. Let's see how the scratching post looks in this corner.'

My mum is very houseproud.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"I apologize for the mess."

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

Diversity...

This is Bad Feng Shui!

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

Nuclear disarmament.

'That's it? The facts of life? Mom washes the dishes and you dry them?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

How to communicate with a man.