Urban Zen Seekers Gifts

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Nervous Buddha

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Inside healer'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

Have a very calm Christmas

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

An Off Day

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Zen Bowling.

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

Simple Pleasures of the Non-Commuter

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"