Corporate Zen Seeker Gifts

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Man showing in the rain.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"Just go with the workflow."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You've been served."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Tree Pose To Support