Corporate Zen Seeker Gifts

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

Man showing in the rain.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

Yoga To-Do

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You've been served."

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."