Visionary Of Zen Workplaces Gifts

"What do you mean, you need to find a balance between work and family? We consider you part of our family."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Work Life Balance.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Life-Work Balance.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Inside healer'

"This is Fred, he heads up our corporate wellness programs."

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

"Can't talk now - ping me, yeah?"

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."