Work-life Visionary Gifts

Life-Work Balance.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Working Late

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

The other digital divide.

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Out Box

The Need for Delegation

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'This new 'mentoring' policy is a wonderful idea...It gives staff the chances to take on significant extra responsibilities in relation to staff support and supervision.'

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

"Hard day at work, dear?"

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

The perils of overwork.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."