Career Visionary Gifts

Once upon a time vs. today

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

The search for a new advice columnist continues.

'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'